Wednesday, 1 August 2007

Flooded Oxford

Jonathan Thomason 117 Merchant’s Quay, Salford Quays, M50 3XQ
Don’t you just feel for Oxford! For the last 25 years academics have predicted rising seas and the aridifcation of England.
For just $70 billion – what a bargain!
Then Oxford got flooded! When for just £20,000 they could have built good defenses!
Just think what roads and hospitals we could have built for $70 billion!
Now they want $15 billion for their experimental fusion plant which won’t work! And if they just induced a bit of spin in the H gas around their old plants, they would get nuclear fusion!
Instead of fission tubes, they could use steam plasma tubes! Which give out heat with no external current, using only water.
So safe and cheap. They will hate that! They like dangerous and dear: Come to think of it, that flood did us a favor!
It shows the world that Global Warming is dangerous fiction.

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