Friday, 3 August 2007

Nuclear fusion

Jonathan Thomason Merchant’s Quay, Salford Quays, M50 3XQ
Nuclear fusion is going off all around us, and in us! As the blood flows around our bodies, it does molecular nuclear fusion! This is why you breathe out Helium!
The simplest technological way to do it, is boil a kettle! As the water comes to the boil, hey presto, molecular nuclear fusion! Which has been shown by NASA.
A microwave also does it, which is why it comes plastered with radiation warnings! The manufacturers have kept it quite, because people are unlikely to want food which has been exposed to gamma radiation.
Fluorescent tubes burn Na to form light. Which his why midterm we get fluorescent run on.
We can use molecular nuclear fusion to generate power and heat: I guess that means Global Warming has been cured – though it was never real science anyway, Al Gore! Sucker.

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