29 November 2012
Ted : well Dr. how did my skan go?
Dr : not fantastic! We found three precancerous clusters! You are obviously being eating beefburgers and drinking beer again!
Ted : I am American! Go figure!
Dr : so what we’re going to do about it? Do you want me to book you into the hospital?
Ted : why? I am not pregnant. And I could go down to that guy at the market and get a balanced with ultrasound.
Or wait two months for my of regular ultrasound session here! Or ..?
Dr : I have booked you in the early for your biannual first session.
Ted : Good! Best to get it sorted. I used to receive five begging emails a week. About cancer care costs.
TheDr : so what did you do?
Ted : told them to go and get it Ultrasouned. 150 W 40 kHz all cancers sorted.
Jonathan Thomason JonThm9@aol.com