Saturday, 13 May 2017

Organic Chicken restaurant


Critic Now is, I can't help noticing that you only have chicken dishes on the menu. And when the come, they are made with ground corn.
Si Chicken love ground corn – it is what they are made of.
Cr But corn is not chicken.
Si Well it was all the limit of organic food.
Cr How so?
Si The happiest chicken is running around, pecking his own food. The least happy chicken is being throttled, before he is hacked up and cocked.
Cr Chicken is my favourite food.
Si So we thought we should just serve the corn feed, and miss out the murdering of defenceless animals – that love us.
Cr Just can't get enough of that organically milled corn.


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